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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

The Weight Classes

To be fair to all moustaches, each ‘Stacher will opt to compete within a weight class.

1. CAVEMAN: For those that could legitimately shave 2x a day. Back hair also makes you a mandatory participant here. Automatic Entrants: Aashish, Braly, Gaffney, Mancini, Johnny the Greek

2. AVERAGE: For the average dude…

3. PRE-PUBESCENT: So you have no back hair and people don’t know whether you shaved this morning or last month? This is your bracket! Automatic entrants: Robins, Godley


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